girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
you’re perfect. seriously. you are.
jesus died for you and you repay him by twerking that ass in the club??
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
"I know I’m a little behind on the times, but…"
Elijah Mikaelson → 2x01"Rebirth" (x)
Klaus and Elijah → The Originals season 2